Find me a group of 30-year-old men and I’ll pick out one overgrown frat dude living with roommates, another guy who just dropped his two kids off at school, a few who are well into their careers and a couple soul-searchers looking for work.
There’s just one thing The Total Package seems to be having a hard time finding—a girl worthy of his greatness.It's because of this urban legend that has gone around forever.Based upon this rule, the only time that a man can date a woman his own age is when he's 14 years old (because half of 14 is seven, and seven plus seven is 14).Since you are 18 years old, you are allowed to date a woman half your age plus seven." Son looked at him and said, "Alright, Dad.You're 50, so that means you can date a woman who is 32.I was having breakfast the other day with a friend who was giving dating advice to his son.For purposes of his anonymity, I am going to call just call him "Son." My friend said, "Son, you're 18 years old, so I am going to tell you how you date.To engage with an older guy is to peek inside a different point-of-view on life.So, now that I've glorified older men enough (don't worry, young, 20-something lads, your day will come…A few weeks later he landed on my London doorstep with nothing but a rucksack and, for some reason, a flute.Nevertheless, given that many of them were older than I was, and thus fully 20 years older than my imported amour, how were they supposed to find enough to talk about with him to sustain a whole evening? And it wasn’t until we got to Heathrow and I handed him the ticket that he noticed: it was one-way only.