Funny quotes dating relationships

But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." Joan Crawford -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name." Joan Rivers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.Katharine Hepburn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?The quicker you bounce back, the easier you are able to move on and develop new relationships.Here are funny relationship quotes that will put a smile on your face the next time you are feeling down over your relationship.Having a meme at hand is always a good reminder that you should sometime relax and enjoy the moments as they come because as much as they hurt or annoy you right now, they will be crazy funny tomorrow when you have let go of the seriousness of life and opened yourself up to enjoy the beauty of your relationship without being accusatory.Funny situations occur when you have complicated relationships.Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." Ambrose Bierce -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I was married by a judge.

The idea of a soulmate is a romantic but essentially flawed concept. Knowledge of our differences can make the commitment twice as sweet, if we can respect the differences that will emerge along the way.

After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. I hope you're getting this down." Woody Allen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Women marry men hoping they will change. So each is inevitably disappointed." Albert Einstein -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I was married by a judge.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." Cher -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't have sex man. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." Steve Martin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." Joan Rivers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "To love is to suffer. Jean Kerr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is a fire.