Since the beginning of time there have been constant attempts to enslave and subdue the spirit of humanity.
From Barbarian hordes streaming down the mountain to the Stasi secret police torturing those who dreamed to be free.
It's also easily the most heavily covered program, thanks to massive budget overruns, delays and questions over its capability. "He kept threatening to pull a hammy," Gleason said to the reporters.
That wasn't the only eye-popping claim made by Kelly Jones' lawyer, Bobby Newman, on Tuesday.
He also accused Jones of being diagnosed with narcissism and paranoia - and played a video clip of Jones disrobing down to his shorts while on camera as 'proof'.
In the clip Jones said he wanted to show the effects of a 'vitality-increasing' formula sold on the Infowars website, as well as to reference FBI 'snooping' on private communications.
Which is why I'm meeting Alex, 32, who will be joining her hilarious co-presenter Jason Manford on The One Show on Monday. Recently, a series of risqué photographs appeared which were taken six years ago when she was trying to make her name on Welsh TV.
Now, the reason we're talking footballers is because I'm wondering if Alex is as similar to her predecessor as she appears. An embarrassment Bleakley faced earlier this year when a series of vampish photos emerged from her days as a young presenter in Belfast. 'Some of my tops in those photos have been airbrushed to make them look skimpier. Little black skirts and fishnets were the fashion in 2004. I'm a heart-on-my-sleeve person.' And she is, chatting away 19 to the dozen in her sing-songy Welsh lilt.