After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry f**k her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? Then type your knowledge, add image or You Tube video till "Good-o-meter" shows "Cool" or "Awesome! Is it stress that breaks my back, or my broken back causin' stress Do I blame genetic makeup, how 'bout how I try to clean my mess You joked about fucking dudes, surprise, you fucked a dude I'm burnin' you outta my mind, destruction's what I choose Everybody listen up, this the number one rule Behind every wise crack is a hint at the truth. If this song really means something special to you, describe your feelings and thoughts. [Hook:] They call dating a game, and every man's a player Oh god damn girl, looks like you fucked with a Laker I wish I Kobe'd ya ass, and dropped ya off at ya parents Surprise surprise, I blew it, you got the earrings with karats Never again, never again, will I get stuck on the fence Enemies, friends, our enemies are ex-girlfriends They call dating a crapshoot, every move is a bet Oh god damn girl, looks like you fucked with the best [Verse 2:] There's six billion people on this earth, this is your curse I guess that half is females, so this is the verse In which you die in my dome, so I can be happy alone Don't stress this won't be sappy, I cut heads off with poems In my life it's like I'm blasting brains, or writing my pains down Either way it's hard as hell, tryna clear up these rain clouds First I'm oversensitive, then a standoffish prick Swallow down my medicines, close my eyes and drift That's why, I'm always seeking change, biting my lips Is the answer in a bottle or the hands of my therapist? Then type your knowledge, add image or You Tube video till "Good-o-meter" shows "Cool" or "Awesome!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha f**kers outta here!"Let's meet contestant number one He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown Who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?" "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA! [Verse:] First off, all I ever asked for was truth Second, practice what I preach, I was there for you Third, I gave you mad chances, I was scared to lose Now I tried to be fair, but what's fair 'bout to do I use this song as self-expression; pack the bong for a cleansing Ebonics, the chronic, I'm on it, I said it I meant it Defend it 'til deaded, defended the message, that hit ya Get the fuck off my back, yeah ya pussy was wack I thank myself when I fucked ya, awk always came with a jack And I never came up in ya ass, yet ya wanted it bad I look back and get sad, and I try to shake it I hate it I hate the fact that we dated, I hate the fact there's still hatred Forget the times we fought, forget the times we laughed Forget the time in the car, getting gassed, we almost crashed When I think about it, it's like the whole thing was a dream So I drink about it, then recruit a new girl for the team.[Hook:] They call dating a game, and every man's a player Oh god damn girl, looks like you fucked with a Laker I wish I Kobe'd ya ass, and dropped ya off at ya parents Surprise surprise, I blew it, you got the earrings with karats Never again, never again, will I get stuck on the fence Enemies, friends, our enemies are ex-girlfriends They call dating a crapshoot, every move is a bet Oh god damn girl, looks like you fucked with the best. Don't hesitate to explain what songwriters and singer wanted to say." [Shaggy 2 Dope] First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?